The Grand Secret Behind My Name
I've been using it for years since about 95/96 and have gotten a huge number of questions about it. After the hundredth inquiry in a few weeks I decided not to tell people the origin anymore. Instead I've made it into a game. If you can figure it out, PM me and you get a 10% discount on anything I'm selling ever (really, forever).
A few slight hints:
1) Yes it is a real word
2) No its not that hard
3) I pronounce it Staowk-mook
4) No those aren't too helpful
Good luck if any of you care.
-Jake